Susans Scribblings: March 2009

Newlywed Joke

A Newlywed's record of her first week of married life and her  attempts at cooking:  

Woman in kitchen

Dear Diary,  

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.  Chocolate Log with Angel Table Decoration


Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.  What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper .

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.  I can't say it improved the rice any. 


Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden... A close-up of an excited Caucasian female in her thirties holding vegetables to her chest as she looks at the viewer


I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Biscuits


Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.  I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten. 


Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. 




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

Moose in front of Canadian flag

Enjoy a sensational Sunday!

Susan Emo, Sales Representative - Your Local Green Agent
RE/MAX Riverview Realty Ltd
Gananoque, ON

 

 

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A Newlywed's record of her first week of married life and her attempts at cooking: Dear Diary, It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough… more