Susans Scribblings: August 2008

CLASSES FOR MEN AVAILABLE

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE  ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED 
by Friday, August 29th 2008 
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM 

Class 1 
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 2 

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? 
Round Table Discussion. 

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3 

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5 
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? 
Scientific proof against this theory. 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning 
at 7:00 PM


Class 6 

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. 
Support Groups with hotline available to participants. 

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7 

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. 
An entertaining presentation with moderated discussion--bring paper and pen for notes. 

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8 
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. 
Power Point Presentation. 

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 9 


Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined


Class 10 

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? 
Driving Simulations. 

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11 

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. 
Online Classes and role-playing 

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12 

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion 
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. 

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 14 


The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. 
Live Demonstration. 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. 

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

Under the Rules of Fair Play, Classes for Women will be open for suggestions!

If you're thinking about selling, I'd love to meet with you and provide a Market Analysis and go over my Marketing Plan - it is the little things that make the difference.**

 Susan Emo
Sales Representative,
Sotheby's International Realty Canada, Brokerage*
Kingston, Ontario

www.SusanEmoSellsHomes.com

 Serving the Kingston, Gananoque and the 1000 Islands Region
- come for a visit and stay for a lifetime!

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SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 … more